LONDON Breaking News: Usain Bolt -- Don't Worry Mon ... I'm Totally Clean!

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Usain Bolt wants to reassure his fans he's not a PED-abusing cheater ... after two of his biggest rivals tested positive for banned substances. Bolt -- the fastest man on the planet -- addressed the media in London in the wake of the juicing busts of his Jamaican teammate Asafa Powell and American runner Tyson Gay. A crowd cheered, hundreds of cameras clicked and an image of familial perfection was beamed around the world. Prince William, his wife Kate and their infant son, the Prince of Cambridge, emerged from London's St. Mary's Hospital to start a new chapter in their lives ? capping a remarkable turnaround for a monarchy that had ended the 20th century at a low point of popularity. Kate Middleton and Prince William debuted their infant overlord in London -- the third in line for the British throne -- and guess what? The kid is totally normal. Still no word on the name, but at least we know the kid actually exists.

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