Rob Kardashian Will Be a Lawyer Just like His Dad! Plus Rob's Resumé

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Rob Kardashian has finally found his calling. Kim Kardashian's baby brother is going to be an attorney just like his famous dad. Of course, Robert Kardashian, Sr. was a part of Johnny Cochran's dream team that helped accused murderer O.J. Simpson get acquitted.

Rob revealed a new attitude with one decisive tweet. Kris Jenner's only son wrote, "Going to Law School very soon and so excited and can't wait! School just never ends for me! #UniversityofSouthernCal #Trojans #FightOn." His hashtags refer to the fact that he will be attending law school at USC where he also received his undergraduate degree.

The New Rob?

Unfortunately, the newly adult-seeming Robert quickly took a back seat with his follow up stream of tweets. Rob asked his three million plus followers on Twitter to help him to trend his penis. Rob tweeted, "If I could just get my d-k to be trending that would be GREATNESS! #RobKardashianD-K." Rob showed that he has as much pull as his sisters when, yes, he caused a worldwide trending topic.

The future Mr. Kardashian, Esq., has had a number of missteps in the past. With such a strongly woman-centric family, he seems to have struggled to find his footing. Let's look back at Rob's greatest hits, misses and personal resume from "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" and the related spin-offs.

Rob in Love

Fans watched as Robbie fell in love with and then had his heart broken by Adrienne Bailon. Bailon was a member of girl group 3LW and made her mark as one of Disney's "Cheetah Girls." Rob then had a sexual tryst with Rosa Acosta that included an on-camera bathtub scene. The music video model claimed to have been pregnant and lost the baby. Kardashian's present girlfriend is Jay-Z protege Rita Ora. The reality star has also had on-air dalliances with castmate Malika Haqq, best friend to Khloe Kardashian Odom.

Rob in Business

Back when Kris Humphries was in the picture, he squabbled with Rob on a family vacay. The issue was that Kim had made derogatory remarks about Rob being a failure. At the time, Rob had a trail of failed business attempts and was pretty much living off of Khloe and Lamar Odom. At one point it seemed as if Rob might partner with bro-in-law Scott Disick, then he became a music manager. Rob then declared his newest business venture to be socks. Sadly, no one in the family seemed to take him seriously.

So, what now?

No word yet on what kind of law the "Dancing With The Stars" alum will be studying. We're sure we'll watch it all play out on "KUWTK." Perhaps Rob's momager has a new series in the works, "Rob's Fairytale Law School." So will this pan out for Mr. Kardashian? Only time will tell. We're sure that his late father would have been proud to have his son follow in his footsteps. Somewhere, Robert's step-dad Bruce Jenner is also beaming.

What do you think of Rob's law school plan? Can he be a great lawyer like his dad?

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