Macaulay Culkin and Other Celebs Whose Faces Have Recently Shocked Us

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Did you know Macaulay Culkin also sings?

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Did you know Macaulay Culkin also sings?

"Home Alone" actor Macaulay Culkin recently shocked the world by looking nothing like adorable thief-thwarter Kevin McCallister - instead of slapping his hands on his face and screaming, he probably had a few fans mimicking that iconic movie move.

The photo that got everyone buzzing can be seen here. Mac has never looked like Brad Pitt or anything, but in the photo he looks like an old man with deep lines on his face and a flesh-colored beard that would even make Spencer Pratt's skin crawl. With his sunken-in eyes and the lines around his mouth, Mac kind of looks like a scary-skinny version of actor Willem Dafoe. This is certainly not a good thing for a 31-year-old.

Culkin's rep insists that the actor is in good health despite his shocking appearance, but it's rather hard to believe that the guy in that photo ever dated Mila Kunis.

Sadly Macaulay isn't the only celeb who hasn't been looking so hot lately. Perhaps he and fellow former child star Lindsay Lohan need to go out sometime - her pale skin and odd-looking face have also been freaking people out. On Wednesday the troubled actress proudly showed off a bizarre new look at the AmFar Gala in NYC. She rocked bleach blonde hair, bangs, rust-colored eyeshadow that made her peepers look tired, and an odd-looking white dress that was actually pretty conservative for her. In photos from the event, there's something really off about her face - it looks tight and pinched, and she looks way older than 25. In fact, it would have been very easy to mistake her for a 40-something Real Housewife with lots of fake stuff injected in her face.

Bangs usually make women look a little younger, but they extremely aged Linds. And if her look wasn't bad enough, during part of the night she rocked a horrible coat with fur details that made it look like she was trying to smuggle Yorkies in her sleeves. You can check out her look here.

Some of Lindsay's facial expressions seem similar to those Cameron Diaz can be seen making here - it just doesn't seem like all the muscles move in her face. Her eyes look sunken in and tired, and she just looks rather odd - it's kind of like the "Mask" star is wearing a mask.

But luckily Cameron doesn't look nearly as awful as Janice Dickinson. The former model is starting to look a lot like Joan Rivers with her puffy, frozen face and slanted eyes, and her décolletage looks like orange pleather. So Lindsay and Cameron beware - if you are experimenting with any kind of cosmetic procedures, this could be your future.

So who do you think looks worse -- Cameron, Lindsay, Janice, or Macaulay? Sound off in the comments!

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