The Kimye Wedding: 5 Things We Want to See

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The Kimye Wedding: 5 Things We Want to See

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Kanye West has big plans for his wedding

Kanye West is already busy planning his wedding, and it sounds like it's definitely going to top Kim Kardashian's last fairytale affair. Of course it's to be hoped that the reality show star gets her happy ending this time around.

Kanye told Power 106's Big Boy that he wants the ceremony to feature fighter jets, and he's planning on walking down the aisle next summer. This will give him plenty of time to dream up more crazy ideas that will make the Kimye wedding the event of the year. Based on what we know about Kanye, here are some other things that we might see at his extravagant ceremony:

A Fashion Show

According to Rolling Stone, Kanye told Ryan Seacrest that he wants to get "the people who plan Chanel fashion shows" to work on his wedding. Maybe this means that he and Kim will walk down the aisle multiple times in multiple different outfits. We might see Kimye wearing those crazy jewel-encrusted Maison Martin Margiela masks that Kanye seems to be so fond of, or maybe Kanye and Kim will shock their guests with a gender role reversal -- Kim could rock a pair of Kanye's favorite leather jogging pants in black, and Kanye could wear one of his leather skirts in white.

An Over-the-Top Setting

Kanye West told Ryan Seacrest that he wants to design churches, so maybe he'll have a special chapel built just for him and Kim Kardashian to get married in. He stood on top of a 60-foot mountain during his recent "Yeezus" concert in Seattle, so he could have something similar built for his wedding. Perhaps he and Kim will get married inside a pyramid-shaped chapel -- some reports claim that the couple wants to get married at the pyramids in Egypt, but Kanye could bring the pyramids to Kim instead.

A Wedding Croissake

We all know how much Kanye loves his croissants, and since the inventor of leather jogging pants is always on the lookout for the next big thing, perhaps he'll create it by combining croissants and wedding cake to make a culinary masterpiece. And you thought that the cronut was a little taste of heaven.

Kanye Going Off-Script and Tweeting

Kanye is a man who has a way with words, so he'll likely write some really romantic vows to read to Kim. However, the passionate rapper does have a tendency to go off-script -- remember when he accused George W. Bush of not liking black people during a Hurricane Katrina relief telethon? Kim better just hope that Kanye doesn't go too far off-script by doing something really embarrassing like praising her sex tape. When Kanye gets all excited, he also likes to express his feelings on Twitter, whether he's whining about men's fashion or informing Jimmy Kimmel that his face looks crazy. But maybe Yeezy will tweet something positive for once by hitting his caps lock key before ranting about how happy he is to be a married man.

A Miley Cyrus Performance Featuring Puppets

Kanye's wedding wouldn't be complete without a celebrity performance, and he and Miley did record a "Black Skinhead" remix together. But instead of twerking with giant teddy bears, perhaps Miley should perform with some of Yeezy's old puppet pals. Back in 2008, Kanye filmed a pilot for a puppet comedy show titled "Alligator Boots." The series never made it to TV, but the filming of the pilot was a meaningful moment for Kanye and Kim -- they appeared in it together as a "Star Wars" Stormtrooper and Princess Leia.

Are you hoping that Kim and Kanye will film their spectacular ceremony so that we can witness their magic moment? If they do, what would you like to see at their wedding?

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