Ke$ha isn't exactly known for being demure. Need proof? You don't have to look any further than her recent Twitter post - of her peeing on the street!
"Pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik," the full-bladdered pop singer tweeted on Wednesday. She also included a photo of her squat - lucky, no pee makes it on the screen.
Think this is the first time she's peed in front of others? Oh, think again - she peed in a sink during a visit to the UK in 2011.
"People made a big deal about me peeing in the sink, but that wasn't that shocking. I wasn't even drunk. It's an animal instinct as humans and as an animal. I had to pee and outside there's paparazzi everywhere -- what am I supposed to do? I accept it's uncouth, but it's just being an animal."
When you gotta pee, you gotta pee - but as for the rest of her recent antics? Not exactly a vital body function.
Ke$ha Eats Beards
Ke$ha croons "I like your beard," at the end of her song, "Your Luv is My Drug." She wasn't kidding, either - the singer actually made a Tumblr in December that features her, well, eating beards.
"THIS IS LIKE A DATING WEBSITE. BUT. JUST FOR ME. GOODNIGHT BEARDS. ILL DREAM OF YOU ALL. IN MY MOUTH," she wrote. The last post came on April 25 with the caption "Look what I'm having for dinner!!! Swedish beard in my mouth!!!!!"
Ewww. You don't know what sort of nastiness is in that hair, Ke$h.
Moons on the Go
Ke$ha also tweeted about mooning someone from a fast-moving car last week. "A good way to relieve stress and live in the moment is to reveal your naked butt to innocent passersby," she tweeted.
Why all this super juvenile behavior? She's totally an animal, of course.
"I'm just very amused by five-year-old humor. Don't get me wrong: I do destroy men on a weekly basis. It's like a hobby," she told Glamour in February. "I know that I have balls. I have bigger balls than a lot of men I meet," she said. "I'm just a ballsy motherf****r. I'm not afraid of pushing boundaries. That's what you have to do to become an icon."
Hmmm… we don't really remember musical icons like Michael Jackson or Whitney Houston doing that sort of stuff. Drugs, sure… eating beards? No. Keep trying though, Ke$ha.
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