The "Jersey Shore" Gang Update: Weddings, Hookups and Babies, Oh My!

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"Jersey Shore" star Jenni "JWoww" Farley: Deep? Not exactly. The reality star is talking marriage with her boyfriend of about two years, bodybuilder Roger Mathews, and she knows what she wants.

"I just want a big ring," she told People. "That's all I care about - a big ring."

Wow.

However, Mathews added that they're not jumping into anything.

"There's no rush ... no trophy for being first," he said. "But do we want to get married? Oh yeah. Absolutely."

Snooki: No wedding yet..too worried about poop

Another person not jumping into marriage? JWoww's MTV bestie, Snooki. The pregnant pickle lover is due in just a couple of months, but she won't get married to baby daddy Jionni LaValle for a while.

"[The wedding is] at least a year away," Snooki told WetPaint.com in May.

Snooki's mind is more on childbirth - namely, she doesn't want to poop while in labor. She asked Live! With Kelly host Kelly Ripa on Wednesday if she, uh, did it while giving birth to her children.

"No … I have never pooped ever," Ripa deadpanned back.

Note to Snooki: It's not exactly something you can handle. Maybe she should worry about more important things, like how she's going to feed baby boy Lorenzo once he's here. The "Jersey Shore" star has said she doesn't plan to breast-feed.

Pauly D dating a married woman?

It seems like all we hear about these days is Snooki's pregnancy. What about the rest of the "Shore" gang. Well, it sounds like they're up to their old antics while filming the fifth season of the show in Seaside Heights, New Jersey. Deena Cortese was arrested a few weeks ago - and now Pauly D is dating a married woman?

Not exactly, according to the model in question. Colombian model Lina Martini was spotted getting close to the DJ during an event earlier this month in Dallas, Texas. The problem? They're not dating - she is actually happily married, thankyouverymuch.

"If they'd done the research, they would've figured out that I've been happily married for the past four years!" the model told Celebuzz, adding that Pauly was a gentleman and wasn't trying to hit on her.

Ronnie and Sammi: Back on and moving in?

Everyone's favorite fighting couple, Ronnie and Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola, are back together - and moving in together?

"We actually went to look at apartments this weekend, and found something, [so] we are moving to New York [City]," Ronnie told HollywoodLife.com this week.

We're sure that'll turn out well.

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