Best Celebrity Tweets of the Week

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Best Celebrity Tweets of the Week
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Olivia Wilde

Happy birthday, Twitter! We're so happy you're around - especially because you give us an up-close look at the ridiculous (and narcissistic) lives of celebrities.

Need proof? See below.

Amanda Bynes

Amanda Bynes took her crush on Drake to an all-new level.

"I want @drake to murder my vagina," she tweeted.

Ow.

Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian loves Amanda Bynes' new, fake look.

"Am I the only one who thinks Amanda Bynes new make over is amazing!?!" she tweeted.

Yes, Kim -- you are the only one.

Amber Rose

Amber Rose is learning that being a mom is not all fun and games. She has a great attitude about it, though.

"Poo everywhere #aMomsLife :-)," she tweeted. "I swear my son just pooed like a grown ass man Lol Yay! Poopy time! TMI? Pay it. :-)"

Rihanna

Rihanna showed up four hours late to greet some Chicago school students, but she had an excuse: The traffic sucked!

"On my way to Barrington High School in Chicago!! I can't wait to meet these kids man!! They're major inspirational life changers," she tweeted.

Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel gave us some homework for the weekend.

"Type the words 'twerking in Walmart' into Google and then have a lovely Friday. You're welcome!" Mrs. Justin Timberlake tweeted.

Christina Applegate

Former "Up All Night" star Christina Applegate loves her new job as a stay-at-home mom.

"For the last few months I have been a stay at home mom. It is the most gratifying job I have ever had," the mom tweeted on Mar. 20. "What's sad is that I wasn't for so long. My baby is my world. She excites me and I cherish every second. She rocks!"

Lily Allen

British singer Lily Allen gave us a bit of TMI.

"I fell over and scraped my knee and now I have a scab shaped like Africa !!! #interesting," she tweeted.

Thanks for letting us know?

Hilary Duff

Hilary Duff aired out her complaints against the paparazzi -- and parking tickets.

"Paparazzi suck!so they can follow me all day,everyday,make money off me by stalking but can't pop a coin in my meter so I don't get a ticket," she tweeted.

Olivia Wilde

Olivia Wilde bores her dog sometimes.

"I can't tell if my dog is old or just humiliated by me. #deepdoggysigh," she tweeted.

Adam Levine

Thank you, Adam Levine, for giving us this amazing visual.

"I love you epsom salt. You make my muscles and bones feel good," he tweeted before clarifying.

"Clarification: I was referring to taking an Epsom salt bath. Not ingesting it. Please do not do that."

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