What Baby Kimye's Nanny Should Expect -- According to Kim Kardashian's Former Nanny

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How much money would it take for you to sign on as a nanny for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's child?

The nannies - yes, nannies! - hired by Kardashian and West will earn more money than most of us earn in a few year's time. According to HollyScoop, each of the three rumored nannies will earn $260K to take care of the reality heir.

That's a lot of money, but we're not sure there's enough money in the world to sign on for that job.

Just ask Pam Behan. The former Kardashian family nanny recently released a "tell-all" book -- "Malibu Nanny: Adventures of the Former Kardashian Nanny" - about the family. The book talks mostly about Behan's time as the family caretaker, though the most scandalous thing in the book is momager Kris Jenner's freakout over broccoli.

"When I got home, Kris, who was in the kitchen, looked at the groceries I had just purchased, and let out a torrent of expletives. '$#&%! $#&%! $#&%! I can't believe you forgot the $#&%ing broccoli!'" Behan wrote of Jenner.

Behan has a few words of advice for Baby Kimye's nannies, too.

Losing your identity is a big possibility

Basically, she's saying that the nanny should only think about the baby and the Kardashian family - no time for a personal life with this job!

You'll be buying arts and crafts supplies from Fred Segal rather than Michaels

The Kardashians are known for their love of the finer things in life - and children's toys won't be the exception. Need proof? Kardashian was recently spotted picking up pricy baby toys at upscale baby boutique Bel Bambini.

You'll need to be cautious of crossing boundaries with Kim

We're not sure what this really means, other than that Kardashian likes attention - but only on her terms.

You should love music and know the moves to "Flashdance"

Apparently the family has an obsession with this movie? That's the only reason why this film would be a job prerequisite.

You'll need to establish disciplinary boundaries

The nannies will have to know how much discipline is appropriate. Not that weird - all families with caretakers need to have this conversation.

You may or may not need to be the disciplinarian

Kardashian might not want - or have time - to tell her child to behave.

Keep your passport handy

Kardashian and West are known to hop all over the globe at a moment's notice, so the nannies will need to be ready for impromptu trips to Paris, Greece - and everywhere in between.

Nannies with insectophobia or arachnophobia need not apply

Maybe someone in the Kardashian/Jenner family has a collection of insects or spiders? This one is a mystery.

Having a sense of humor is crucial

After all, this is the family that of sisters that filmed themselves smelling each other's vaginas.

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