Middleton, whose arse stole Duchess Catherine's thunder at the Royal Wedding, has reportedly met with publishers including HarperCollins about the book (ETA: December 2012. Stocking stuffer alert. Yay.)
She edits the newsletter for her parents' party-planning business, so she's got some experience with the subject.
Let's suggest some Pippa-unapproved titles that would doubtless be scrapped in a second:
- Getting Pippa'd: How To Be The Hostess With the Mostess
- Party Butt
- A Socialite's Guide To Throwing the Best Parties (And Landing A Rich Husband With A Title, Preferably)
- The Other Middleton Girl: Life In My Sister's Shadow
Over at the Guardian, a crack journalist has published Middleton's "leaked" book pitch. Sadly, it's only satire.
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