Mary-Kate Olsen and Kanye West May Be Hooking Up

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It seems pretty clear Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are quite close, but it's fun to imagine them having this secret bitter rivalry.

After it was plastered all over the tabloids last week that Ashley was "hooking up" with Justin Timberlake (they even scored a headline on the Us Weekly cover), now there are whispers that Mary-Kate is doing the same with Kanye West.

Perez Hilton says that Mary-Kate was on hand to celebrate West's 34th birthday at Submercer Nightclub in New York City this week, and that the two were spotted together.

This probably isn't true, but if only! We love to imagine Mary-Kate coming home in the morning and sneering through the crack in Ashley's bedroom door, "At least my boyfriend still makes music."