So many questions: Is dadager Joe Simpson off his game? Surely he's aware that the exclusive for pregnancy photos depreciates once the bun-in-the-oven is exposed to the masses. Or does it? Let us recall a time in the not-so-distant past when Jennifer Lopez waited, like, nine months to announce her obvious pregnancy and then sold the baby-photo rights to People magazine for $6 million.
In This Economy, shelling out $500K and above to first publish images of the spawn of Simpson might not be financially sound. Perhaps Simpson would seem less opportunistic if she pulled a Portman and gave the paps one really good shot to go away.
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