Jennifer Aniston: I Am NOT Pregnant, OK?

The Famous: Watching the Watched

Think Jennifer Aniston strategically placed that oversized clutch to hide a possible baby bump in this photo?

Wishful thinking. Think again.

The 42-year-old actress tells Hello! magazine (via People.com) that -- contrary to rumors (clearly perpetuated by rival magazine Goodbye!) -- she's neither engaged nor pregnant.

"I've been married once, and I don't know if I'll get married again," quoth The Aniston to the Britloid. "But I can tell you that as of this very moment, I have no plan to get married. Got that?"

She adds: "And rumor Number two: no, we're not pregnant. It's just I quit smoking, so I've gained a couple of pounds."

Potential evidence supporting Aniston's denial: a Famous pal says they recently saw Aniston enjoying cocktails with boyfriend Justin Theroux at the Mexican restaurant Mole in New York City's West Village. (Aniston sipped at least two glasses of Patron on the rocks.)

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