Everyone is on this boat except Stacy Keibler. - Danny Martindale/FilmMagic
Remember when George Clooney dated former professional wrestler Stacy Keibler? That's so early August 2011. Clooney being Clooney, he's apparently moved on from that casual fling, brutally crushing Keibler's secret fantasies of crossing over into A-list girlfriend territory. Or not. Perhaps the statuesque blonde found someone new to wrestle. Or not. Here's what we know for sure: there are absolutely no traces of Keibler to be found as Clooney cavorts around Italy with pals including Cindy Crawford and her husband, Rande Gerber, and Marisa Tomei and Evan Rachel Wood, his co-stars in "The Ides of March." Also, Bono, with whom Clooney and Gerber embarked on a weeklong motorcyle-riding vacation before "March" opened the Venice Film Festival last night. According to Page Six, Clooney has "cooled off" with Keibler so he can spend more time hanging out with his friends. Friends who are not Stacy Keibler.
In an intriguing twist, another Clooney ex -- Elisabetta Canalis -- will follow in Keibler's reality TV footsteps as a celebrity contestant on ABC's "Dancing With the Stars." Canalis, an Italian "personality" and Crawford doppelganger, will dance alongside Chaz Bono, Rob Kardashian and OMGNANCYGRACE in the upcoming season.