Everything That Happened Over Thanksgiving Weekend

The Famous: Watching the Watched

Here's what went down in Celebrityville during the four days we spent gobbling turkey, braving the holiday shopping masses and catching a "Muppets"/"Twilight" double feature:

  • The Daily posted footage of Kelly Osbourne presenting Miley Cyrus a cake with Bob Marley's face on it for her 19th birthday, prompting Cyrus to crack: "You know you're a stoner when friends make you a Bob Marley cake -- you know you smoke way too much (bleeping) weed."

  • Lily Allen welcomed her first child, a baby girl, with husband Sam Cooper. Cue the "Mini Cooper" jokes.

  • Brad and Angelina avoided an awkward run-in with Jen and Justin at the movies.

  • Selena Gomez announced she's going to be a big sister. Gomez's mom, Mandy, and stepdad, Brian, are really hoping for another Disney superstar, preferably an Efron-type.

  • Prince William, a helicopter pilot in the Royal Air Force, helped rescue Russian seamen after their cargo ship sank off the coast of North Wales.

  • J-Lo spent quality time in Hawaii with boy toy Casper Smart, while The Cloon took The Keibler to Cabo.

  • Ryan "Sexiest Pancake Alive" Gosling surprised maybe-girlfriend Eva Mendes in Paris. They toured the Catacombs, all romantic-like.

  • Meanwhile, in the City of Light, Tallulah Willis was the belle of the Debutante Ball. (Demi skipped the soiree, which means she's a bad mom. Shame on her for requiring -- gasp -- some time alone during a publicly humiliating divorce.)

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