Rihanna looks red-iculous. - Dave Hogan/Getty Images
Let's break it down, shall we?
1. The hair: Houston, circa "How Will I Know," would approve. Big hair, big bow, big diva.
2. The outfit: Kinda conservative for the avant-garde Rihanna -- even with the low-cut neutral bustier against the bright red skirt. Has she been influenced by bestie Katy Perry? Rihanna looks very retro-cute, like Perry; imitation is the sincerest form of flattery! Consider this a sartorial shout-out for skipping Perry's wedding.
3. The jewelry: All gold, from the bangles to the earrings to the necklace. The effect classes up what could otherwise look like a clownish costume.
4. The taupe shoes: We don't like them! But what other shade could she wear? Nothing goes with this look. Nothing. But it makes sense - on Rihanna. Or Katy Perry.
Meanwhile, not to sound harsh but, given Mariah Carey's latest holiday album, couldn't Mimi turn on Westfield's lights rather than RiRi? That would make even more sense.
- Katy Perry
- Whitney Houston