"Teen Mom" star Farrah Abraham knows her days on the MTV show are about over, so she's trying to forge new career options for herself. First up: A music career. The mother of adorable Sophia just released a song to go with her new memoir My Teenage Dream Ended.
The result? The song is horrible. Literally the worst thing we've ever heard recorded (and that includes nails on a chalk board). The song is full of distortion and autotune - and we're not even sure she's singing actual lyrics. It's a mess.
The song - "Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom" - is about her triumph over teen pregnancy, alcohol and drug abuse.
"I'm happy again, and this is my song for finding happiness," she told InTouch Weekly.
And this is how she chose to express that happiness? Um, okay.
Regardless, Abraham isn't the only reality star to release atrocious songs.
Kim Kardashian is known for a few things, like a sex tape and Instagram pictures in a bikini. However, she tried to expand her brand in 2011 with a single "Jam! (Turn It Up)." It was terrible, though she tried to play it off like she was just having fun.
"[Producer The-Dream said] let's just have fun. Let's donate the proceeds, let's just have fun with it don't take yourself seriously, try something you've never done before," she told Ryan Seacrest.
We're just happy she isn't trying to continue with an actual music career.
Paris Hilton is trying to be a DJ these days, but a few years ago she released an album, Paris.
The lead single off the album - "Stars Are Blind" - was actually sort of catchy with lyrics like "even though the gods are crazy, even though the stars are blind, if you show me real love baby, I'll show you mine."
Still, she's a terrible singer.
Former "The Hills" star Heidi Montag tried to earn a name for herself outside of the show with a music career. Too bad the songs - and her singing - was absolutely terrible. It didn't sell well, either: Her album, Superficial, only sold 1,000 copies its first week out. Ouch.
Double ouch: She spent $2 million on the album, leaving her and husband Spencer Pratt broke. Now they're living in his parents' beach house and trying to formulate a comeback.
What do you think of Farrah's song: Good, or really bad?
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