"Kris told his buddies that it takes a lot of work for Kim to make her bottom look as good as it does," a source tells the tabloid. "He revealed all her secrets -- how she uses 'booty pads,' Spanx and other things to enhance it. When she takes off the Spanx, the pads and everything else, it's not the same."
Said source adds, with obvious glee: "He knows what the real thing looks like -- because he's reported it on his cell phone camera!"
Oh, for the love. Kris: either A) sign those divorce papers, take the money and run away from this Kardashian/divorshian nonsense or B) come forward and dish all the behind-the-scenes dirt rather than dispatching family members and other "sources" to do it for you.
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