Anne Hathaway is excitedly planning her wedding to Adam "Not Ryan Gosling" Schulman. According to Page Six, the actress and the bit part actor-turned-jewelry designer were "overheard" at New York City's La Esquina restaurant on Monday night batting around ideas for the big event: they reportedly want co-ed bridesmaids and groomsmen in addition to -- hold on to your hats -- wine tasting. (We would like to pair some Pinot Grigio with this disappointingly weak item, Page Six.)
Hathaway, 28, announced her engagement on Monday following a totally-not-staged photoshoot in an idyllic Brooklyn park wherein the couple were sporting cozy sweaters and chilling with their chocolate lab, Esmeralda. Blah blah blah let's talk about the dress: will it be Prada? Too meta. Vera Wang? Too Kardashian. Something riskier, like, say ... black rubber? Nah, too tight.