Kim and Kanye's Crazy Day at the Brit Awards, From Fast Food to Face-Licking

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West had a wacky, whirlwind trip to the Brit Awards. Or, as they like to call it, Wednesday.

At around 2 p.m. London time — or  6 a.m. Los Angeles time — Kim touched down at Heathrow Airport. That's love for you — flying all night to see your man perform his new song. Kanye was a last-minute fill-in for Rihanna after she failed to show up for rehearsals, per the U.K.'s Daily Mail.

LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - FEBRUARY 25: Kim Kardashian is spotted arriving at London Heathrow from LAX on February 25, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Alex Davies/GC Images)
LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM - FEBRUARY 25: Kim Kardashian is spotted arriving at London Heathrow from LAX on February 25, 2015 in London, England. (Photo by Alex Davies/GC Images)

But her cross-continental trip did not keep Kim from a little self-promotion. She posted this tweet with a corresponding Instagram post:

Kim Kardashian's Instagram post (Instagram)
Kim Kardashian's Instagram post (Instagram)

...Because really, that's what the people want. Kim is so empathetic.

Meanwhile, Kanye treated himself to a pre-show dinner at Nando's, a casual London dining establishment known for its chicken wings. He jumped up on a table and let everyone take a photo of him, which naturally, delighted many fans — like this one.

Kanye, however, was not half as delighted.

Kanye West at Nando's (Twitter)
Kanye West at Nando's (Twitter)

Perhaps that fast food didn't sit so well. Maybe try a kale shake next time?

Meanwhile, Kim was psyched about her outfit. She showed up to the affair wearing — in her own words — a "sexy jumper."

And, yes, she posted photographic evidence of the Julien MacDonald ensemble later in the evening.

Kim Kardashian at the BRIT Awards (Instagram)
Kim Kardashian at the BRIT Awards (Instagram)

Perhaps the drafty get-up inspired Kim to immediately give us a throwback to her nude photo spread in Paper magazine that attempted to #BreakTheInternet.

Finally, it was time for the show. Kanye performed his song "All Day." Then Kim put on her music-critic hat, calling the song "sick."

Kim Kardashian's Instagram photo of Kanye's performance (Instagram)
Kim Kardashian's Instagram photo of Kanye's performance (Instagram)

However, fans who were watching the show didn't get the same experience. The Daily Mail noted that iTV muted most of Kanye's performance. TheTelegraph reported that there was just too much swearing. Womp womp.

But those who missed out wouldn't know based on Kim's review: "This performance of All Day was so turnt!!!!!!! #WayUp #Lit." She accompanied her obviously unbiased critique with this photo.

Kim Kardashian posted this photo of Kanye's performance (Instagram)
Kim Kardashian posted this photo of Kanye's performance (Instagram)

While Kanye showed off his talents on stage, Kim displayed one hers: the art of the selfie. "I love that I got to introduce my husband and present my friend Sam Smith the global success award!" Kim wrote on Instagram. "But 1st let me take a selfie...." Like this one here, with Ant & Dec!

Kim Kardashian takes a selfie (Instagram)
Kim Kardashian takes a selfie (Instagram)

...Even though she failed before utlimately snapping that photo.

And her selfie fail lives endures on the Internet, thanks to that Vine.

Kim also hung out with Cara Delevingne.

Kim Kardashian and Cara Delevingne (Instagram)
Kim Kardashian and Cara Delevingne (Instagram)

And she managed to grab a photo with Kanye, Taylor Swift, and Sam Smith.

Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Sam Smith, and Taylor Swift (Instagram)
Kim Kardashian, Kanye West, Sam Smith, and Taylor Swift (Instagram)

And here she is with Taylor, Karlie Kloss, and Giancarlo Giammetti.

More photos from Kim's Intagram (Instagram)
More photos from Kim's Intagram (Instagram)

But eventually, the couple had to peace out. Rather than go home, the two headed to a recording studio. The party never stops, friends.

Kim and Kanye (SplashNews)
Kim and Kanye (SplashNews)

"Late night studio support..." Kim wrote on Instagram.

A classic Kim and Kanye selfie (Instagram)
A classic Kim and Kanye selfie (Instagram)

And nothing says support like some good, old-fashioned face-licking.

Kim Kardashian licks Kanye West's face (Instagram)
Kim Kardashian licks Kanye West's face (Instagram)

Ah, romance!

Contrary to popular belief, the two are humans, and they probably went to bed. But even after that insane day, the two headed back to the studio — so Kanye could record, and so Kim could support (or face-lick).

Kim and Kanye (SplashNews)
Kim and Kanye (SplashNews)

What a day.